These commuters had a worse time on public transport than you
The struggle of catching public transport to uni is real. Whether it’s the dreaded man-spreader on the bus or someone clipping their toe nails on the train, we’ve all had our fair share of nasty experiences.
To make you feel a little better, the people of Twitter shared their public transport horror stories and trust us, it could be a lot worse.
The PDA offenders
Do you think a girl likes a dude if she wipes her mouth after kissing him? Asking for this couple on the train— (?? ? ? ?) (@Mate_twos) January 30, 2017
When you hear sucking noises on your train ride home, you know you're in for a bad time...
Trying to study on the train like…
It's a universal rule that the moment you take out a book on the subway, someone starts playing the trumpet. Poorly.— Andrew Nielson (@andrewnielson) February 4, 2017
That's cool, I didn't want to do any last-minute cramming for this exam. It's not like I'm going to pass anyway.
There is no discreet way to watch porn on the train, guy who is standing next to me watching porn on the train.— Matt Lindner (@mattlindner) January 25, 2017
Nope nope nope.
When you’re slightly worried for everyone’s safety…
every time someone talks the bus driver goes on the intercom and shushes them...I swear he's trying to sleep— Jules N. Binoculars (@surfbordt) January 8, 2017
LET THE MAN REST!
The overly touchy
I fell onto a guy on the bus & after he caught me he said "u won't fall again I got u" so I awkwardly rode home w him gripping my backpack— jules (@julia_waelchli) January 11, 2017
Sure, he seems like a nice guy until he's trying to steal your laptop.
A common fear of all students
I WAS USING MY YELLOW HIGLIGHTER IN THE TRAIN AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIGHLIGHTED SOMEONE'S SHOULDER WHAT DO I DO— Syaqilla Ali (@syvqillx) February 7, 2017
TELL HER IT LOOKS GREAT ON HER!
Saw a girl in front of me on the bus swipe no to my tinder profile https://t.co/HIOOGTX9Ep— Con (@ConchubharOL) January 11, 2017
Lesson learned, never loudly assess the guys that come up on Happn on the bus when they are literally sitting all around you...